By Kat
Here we go...
1. What is Edgar Allan Poe's favourite food? A poe-tato.
2. What did the cup say to the upset straw? Suck it up.
3. What country does whisky embody? Scotch-land.
4. What theme park do Harry Potter characters most like to go to? Luna Park.
5. What happened to the farmer's chicken pen? It had a fowl smell.
6. What brand of sunglasses does the Sun wear? Ray-bans.
7. Did you hear the story of the pig? It was a great tail.
8. How well did the chickens perform today? They were eggcellent.
9. Bearings is a difficult topic in maths, but you can get through as long as you bear with it.
10. I wrote this essay on paper. It was tear-rible.
As evidenced, I am not great at puns. 8 of them I thought up on the spot, whereas the other 2 (which shall remain a mystery) were outsourced to the very punny people around me.
How many puns can you make in 10 minutes?
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