The Team
Kat: Part advocate, part cat-duck hybrid, Kat is currently perusing the mansion of Manderley, just before saying a farewell to arms and throwing a large console out the glass window of a mental institution. Fond for all things artsy, Kat will also author many rants concerning globalised issues and social justice. On the other hand, the largest flaw she will pick out in a fundamentally flawed piece is the fact that "there's supposed to be a comma there...". Read for ongoing contribution to political critiques, and rants on anything from existential purpose to the inconvenience of Microsoft Word tables.
Camoron: Hidden away in the crevices of his bookshelves, Camoron is nose-deep in two books, iPod in one hand and laptop in the other, hurriedly trying to form the most beautiful portrayal of a person humanly possible (using Photoshop skills and an image of Yoda). A skilled gamer, he will still burst into the sunshine with a flourish, dog at his side, as he warbles Queen of the Night Aria like a true comedian/adventure-seeker. Here you will likely find enraged rants concerning largely inconsequential things, though that doesn't bother Camoron one bit. After all, he isn't a psychopath- just a high-functioning sociopath.
Rae: It's a bird, it's a plane...it's Rae, the fabulous ray of sunshine in everyone's day! Sitting peacefully at the centre of her world domination empire, Rae will author a large range of rants, as well as having a great fondness for Calvin and Hobbes. Despite having mastered three instruments, it's difficult to find a sport that Rae would not pick over music, and often you can find her dashing around a basketball court, shooting down a soccer field, or sprinting to first place in a cross country competition. On the other hand, her competitiveness does juxtapose with the fact that she would never pick a fight with anyone...BAZINGA...
Slothful Snorlax: Slothful is the ultimate Pokemon trainer, having travelled all 6 (known) regions and becoming the greatest Pokemon champion of all time, Slothful has taken a well-deserved break with intention to further his studies in Pokemon biology, assisting world-renowned scientists like Professor Oak in his research into breeding. Apart from Pokemon, Slothful is passionate about a number of issues regarding education, human rights, equality and transportation. You will likely find many rants regarding his poor assessment results, Melbourne's inefficient public transportation, refugees and asylum seeker policy and Australia's slack education system.
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